Sports EP

by Vapo-Rats

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released 31 May 2013

All songs written and performed by Vapo-Rats
Mixed and Engineered by Alex Price
Mastered by Mike Hogan
Artwork by Aristos Petrou

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Track Name: Slam Dunk
slam dunk
slam dunk
slam dunk
slam dunk
slam dunk
slam dunk
slam dunk
slam dunk

slam dunk
slam dunk
slam dunk
slam dunk
slam dunk
slam dunk
slam dunk
slam dunk

dribble down court,
take shot, make shot
3 points
fuck you
Track Name: Knuckle Pucks and Uppercuts
Blades digging into the ice,
the crowd is cheering:
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Your eye's black as my nose bleeds.
Wayne Gretzky ain't got shit on me.

6 on 6
5 minutes
sit back down I'll eat your kids
fuck your mask
my only task is score a goal
and beat your ass

fuck the ref he makes bad calls
my cup's in check
it guards my balls
one solution
subsitution
hit the showers
pumped for hours

quack
quack
quack
quack

knuckle pucks and uppercuts

knuckle pucks
uppercuts
knuckle pucks
uppercuts

fuck your goalie
fuck your teammates
fuck your trophies
fuck your replays

fuck your goalie
fuck your teammates
fuck your trophies
fuck your replays
fuck your uniforms
fuck your stadiums
fuck ticket sales
i'll smash your cranium
Track Name: Juego al Fútbol
goal
ole ole
juego fútbol
all day all day
don't use hands cause that's fucked up
chest, knees, head, feet,
block it with your cup

bebiendo Bud Light Lime on sideline
got a fucking buzz
it's game time

David Beckham - Eat my cleats!
Landon Donovan - Eat my cleats!
Maradona - Eat my cleats!
Ronaldinho - Fuck you!
Track Name: I Play Football
i play football
i play football
i play football
i play football

i play football
i play football
i play football
i play football
i play football
i play football

everyday
body spray
time to play
hut hut

i play football
i play football
i play football
i play football
i play football
i play football

bench press
having sex
nice pass
slap his butt

i play football
i play football
break
Track Name: Peanuts and Crackerjacks
Forward cap
sideways stance
avoid my pitch
I'll make you dance
aim for your lap you have no chance
it seems so fast at first glance
shit, where'd it go?
curveball
swing and miss can't hit my throws

strike one
strike two
strike three
you're fucking out

step off the deck cause you're up next

game over